There's a village somewhere that's missing its idiot

Strong Bo

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely 
 idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, 
 incoherent response were you even close to anything that could 
 be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now 
 dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and 
 may God have mercy on your soul." -- from movie Billy Madison
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"Strong Bow" <strongbow@nospam.invalid> wrote in message

One would have thought that she would slow right down whenever she saw a "Deer Crossing" sign, but no, she has to mash along at 70kph every time one pops up! Jeez!
Mark Jacobs
10/22/2012 3:10:46 PM
Mark Jacobs wrote:

> "Strong Bow" <strongbow@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> >
> One would have thought that she would slow right down whenever she
> saw a "Deer Crossing" sign, but no, she has to mash along at 70kph
> every time one pops up!

Oh really? Whodathunk that?

Rudy Velthuis (TeamB)

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is 
 enemy action." -- Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by 
                   Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
10/22/2012 4:30:30 PM
"The End is Near" --The Jeff

Did you mark these, my words, way back when? After all this time, all 
you all are still proving me right!


Oh my word. If this is how the signs of the cross trails effect deer 
populations, what would be the analog with human populations at the 
signs of the cross times? What may be done about this?!

Obviously, the prophets of men may move their "End is Near" signs to 
where it is safe for humans to travel the times without incident. The 
people may follow the signs to safety. They may leave the cities. The 
arable lands are good for sustainable farming where the prophets may 
hold up their signs to attract humanity. The local produce phenomenon 
may replace the factory farms and the teamsters. Though industry may 
have been nurturing the end of the age, it may be stopped. And the 
chariots of the gods* may not yet wear the greater part of humanity as 
hood ornaments for some time to come. ^ ^

But *do* the prophets *want* to stave off the end of the age? Nor the 
muggles/zombies/goyem** neither do?

I already know *my* answer and so have I already died to self for the 
gift of Christ--eternal life! </giddy>  8-D

What's *your* answer???
Road Kill***, the, Gathered Cloud****, The

"As the hologram preserves the bigger picture, so too distributed 
production is the bane of common dearth." --The Jeff

* gods - fallen angels
** muggles/zombies/goyem - how the dark scribes call the commoner under 
the jack boot of him with forked tail
*** Road Kill - Red Flesh - who gives up his life gains his life
**** Gathered Cloud - White Spirit - Christ rides the clouds of the 
saints to judge the armies of the beast
10/28/2012 6:26:23 AM

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